Remember: it’s all about controlling your breathing. Hold your breath to the count of… Jerry, John, stop playing softball with this vase! Oh, crap! These yoga calming techniques never really work!

If you are a parent of twins who are always up to mischief, try writing about your strong emotions on Twitter: it is the surest way to get rid of them. Do not stick to negatives: share your funny moments with everyone else on this planet! Here are some hilarious examples of what multiples are really capable of.


Okay, I’m holding my breath and counting: One… John, do not put the cat inside the dishwasher!